So, instead, here are some images of living areas I love and hope you do too ...

The Tree House in California by KAA Design Group; image Erhard Pfeiffer.
Courtesy The Contemporist.
These two are homes in Hungary by Catherine Dickens.

The name belies what lies beneath with its funky decor and hot pink colour - I think you could have a fun night here!
Then you could follow it with a night or two at the Luna2 Private Hotel where the decor is interesting and certainly doesn't look like a hotel room.
... which in a way it isn't as it's a private five-bedroom house on a beachfront in Bali, Indonesia designed by American architect David Wahl, with interiors by owner and interior designer Melanie Hall.